Wishing the very best for William & Catherine

May your troubles be less and your blessings be more.
And nothing but happiness come through your door.

Cold: It's all relative

65 above zero:

Floridians turn on the heat.

People in Michigan plant gardens.

60 above zero:

Californians shiver uncontrollably.

People in Michigan sunbathe.

50 above zero:

Italian & English cars won't start.

People in Michigan drive with the

windows down..

40 above zero:

Georgians don coats, thermal

underwear, gloves, wool hats.

People in Michigan throw on a

flannel shirt.

35 above zero:

New York landlords finally turn up the heat.

People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above zero:

People in Miami all die.

Michiganders close the windows.

Zero:

Californians fly away to Mexico.

People in Michigan get out their winter coats.

10 below zero:

Hollywood disintegrates.

The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.

20 below zero:

Washington DC runs out of hot air.

People in Michigan let the dogs sleep indoors.

30 below zero:

Santa Claus abandons the

North Pole.

Michiganders get upset because they can't start the Snowmobile.

40 below zero:

ALL atomic motion stops.

People in Michigan start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'

50 below zero:

Hell freezes over.

The Lions win the Super Bowl !

8 months (or 243 days) until Christmas

 ... just sayin' 

Found a couple of good deals this week-end so I started my shopping early! 

Dilemma - Where to hide them & will I remember in December?

 

This might make you dizzy

The mind numbing U.S. debt clock

Happy Easter

Purity, virtue, innocence, hope and life - the Easter Lily symbolizes the spiritual essence of Easter.

 This is a good time to wish us peace.

Peace

Shhhh ... Michigan heat-wave brewing

April showers & 52 degrees predicted by WeatherUnderground.  

I'll dream of tulips, apple blossoms & lilacs, but settle for dandelions.

247 days until Christmas

Of course we may be waiting longer than that for spring!